Ugly Girl Virtue

The feminine urge to pull down instead of step up

It’s a strange coincidence that in every middle school across America (and probably everywhere else), the first girl to grow boobs just so happens to be a slut.

At least, according to the other girls in the class. Just ask them. They’ll tell you.

Odder still, at the high school level, the prettiest, most popular girls are all not only sluts, but afflicted with rancid sexually transmitted diseases. All of them.

Just ask the other girls. They’ll tell you.

Even into adulthood, this troubling pattern continues. Beautiful women—ALL OF THEM—are gold-digging, immodest, whores.

And to make it worse, they’re ackshually not even beautiful. They’re just good at makeup.

Just ask the other girls. They’ll tell you.

There are some things that just can’t be socialized out of us—some instincts that run too deep. Intrasexual competition appears to be one of them.

We all read Are you There God, It’s me Margaret. We all saw how Nancy told those nasty lies about Laura just because she had boobs.

That book has been…